In 2008, sixteen year old high schooler, Hillaire Soignet of Silsbee, TX, chose not to cheer on her alleged rapist, basketball player Rakheem Bolton. For neglecting to chant, “two, four, six, eight, ten, come on Rakheem, put it in”, she was subsequently dismissed from the cheerleading squad….
“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”
- Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman.
This is a lie. No man is this perfect.
Take me to Guberland :o
(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it)
- Above: Homer Simpson invites the Royal Couple to sit in on a table read for an episode of The Simpsons.
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN
